deliciousbite:

ifyoucall-leaveamessage:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

!!!

Ok ok ok damn

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jay-kwellyn:

fairycontessa:

piperderg-deactivated20221106:

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This makes my heart happy (and less stressed)

Stay blessed y’all

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coutureicons:

rolls, tummies, & thighs

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ognivanatrill:

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lightningbisexual:

lizzo out here doing the lord’s work:

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bisexualgambit:

Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

naomster:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

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aviationkid:

roshijordan:

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

And people still gonna ask you for shit through it all

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marsincharge:

IT HAPPENED AGAIN IM CRYING ANALSKSKAK

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eastegg:

eastegg:

you know when guys wear those graphic t shirts that have like “i’m fluent in sarcasm” or whatever printed on them. i think that should be a felony.

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